FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE
1. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
2. “Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams.
3. “A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.”
4. “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few stepsahead is the one that’s mad.” – Helen Rowland
5. “I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment.” – Alan Bennett
6. “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
7. “Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”
8. “I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
9. “I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”
10. “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”